How To Pick Up Karla James

Karla brings down the house in an outfit that she might wear if she was going clubbing. But we know how Karla attracts a man's attention. How can we attract hers?

"Please don't take this the wrong way," Karla said, blushing a bit, "but most men don't have the courage to attract my attention. They just stare at me, which I find really irritating and rude. I think I make guys nervous-or my boobs do!-so they don't come up to me and talk too often. They'll just stay with their friends and stare at me all night and talk about my boobs. But none of them have the courage to talk to me unless they're really drunk. It's disappointing, really. I mean, just come up to me and say hello. Introduce yourself. I'm really a very nice person."

Nonetheless, Karla has heard every cheesy pickup line in the book, like "You look like an angel. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" and "I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours instead?"

"It's so phony," Karla said. "I'm a real girl, so just be real with me. Who knows? You might get somewhere!"